Lazer Sword, kings of turbo crunk, have followed up their free 2008 mix, Blap to the Future, with this staggering work of electro henchness entitled Sweatpants Money. Don't be a Negative Norman, click HERE and download it for cheaper than a penny, AKA for free, right now.
Here we go again, number flippin' 5! Where does the time go? I'll tell you where; it goes into all the small things like taking the lids off pens, tying your shoelaces (unless you have brogues), almost sneezing, opening envelopes etc... but here for you, in the form of episode number 5, we have a slightly less mundade way for you to flit away the seconds of your lovely life.
This episode, we have a special guest; Chris Salem - friend, brother, son, pilot, muscle man, confidant - joins us to discuss music and crows, film quotes and pub coaster quizes. It's a messy fest of lols and songs, with which we'd love for you to join in!
This week we also launch our very first competition! Listen out to win a chance to choose a song for the next episode!
As always, right click HERE and "Save Link As..." to download it, or get it on iTunes by clicking HERE.
Here's the tracklisting for episode five:
1. Discovery feat. Angel Deradoorian - I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend 2. Grizzly Bear and Feist - Service Bell 3. Van She - Changes (Vemixed) 4. Nosaj Thing - Coat of Arms 5. DJ Shadow - Mignight In A Perfect World 6. Blackstreet - No Diggity 7. T-Rex - 20th Century Boy 8. Bjork - The Dull Flame Of Desire (Modeselektor Remix For Boys) 9. Why? - Eskimo Snow 10. Mos Def feat Slick Rick - Auditorium 11. Minitel Rose - Better Days Part. I Musique Pub Crunch.
Aaaaand for this episode's Cheeky Video Treat we have a properly awesome video for Grizzly Bear's song "Two Weeks" which was the very first song we played on these here podcasts.
So yeah, basically I thought I'd take the liberty of posting up a flippin' song here for you! It's a re-doing (I think the kids call it remixing, or some shit like that) by Buck 65 of the Sufjan Stevens song Blood Pt.2 (played on episode one of the Podcast). It's been beaten up a little and a rapper chap called Serengeti has busted some rhymes over it. This re-doing features on the Dark Was The Night compilation (along with the original) which I must stress is chocked full of lovely songs.
So here, take it, I don't want it anymore, it's all yours to keep:
Buck 65 - Blood Pt. 2 (Feat. Sufjan Stevens and Serengeti)
Episode four, recorded under the ever present oppressiveness of a sweltering heat wave, is ready to be downloaded and played by your computer/iPod/other mp3 player/CD player (if you decide to burn it to a CD)/Cassette Walkman (if you are hardcore old school).
There are some gigantic beats and total nonsense words on this one, which we hope, as always, you enjoy at a level ranging between "a bit" and "enormously".
Click right bloody HERE to download it, or get it on iTunes by clicking HERE.
Here's the tracklisting for episode four:
1. Peter, Bjorn and John - Nothing to Worry About 2. Simian Mobile Disco - Audacity of Huge 3. Animal Collective - Daily Routine (Phaseone Remix) 4. Bibio - Fire Ant 5. Kenny Rogers - Just Dropped In (to see what condition my condition was in) 6. The Cure - Close to me 7. Clark - Growls Garden 8. Lazer Sword - Issey 9. Machinedrum - Thisgo 10. Casso Blax - Clockin' My Face
I almost forgot! Here is this episode's Cheeky Video Treat. It's a rather surreal video for Peter Bjorn and John's, "It don't move me". Enjoy!
Two weeks goes quickly, right? Here we are rolling up to your computer doorstep with episode three cradled in our arms already. This episode wanders through an ecclectic mix of 10 new songs which we hope you'll enjoy. Aside from the musical delights, we also have the usual chitter-chatterings; this week we cover some diverse topics which range from talk of painting cats' heads illuminous orange, to the moment when Bubble smashed his leg into a chair on Big Brother 2. Also, I accidentally use a Little Britian catchphrase and Paul has a mini-meltdown. Mental. There is also the perennial question to ask... who will be crowned this weeks "How Old is it Fella?" champion?!
All you have to do to be listening within seconds is CLICK HERE (remember you can right click and select "Save Link As" to save it to your computer) or go and fetch it from iTunes by clicking RIGHT HERE.
Here's the tracklisting for episode three:
1. TOBACCO Feat. Aesop Rock - Dirt 2. Terry Callier - Way Too Many 3. The Whitest Boy Alive - High on the Heels 4. James Grant - The Bay At The Nape of Your Neck 5. The Police - Message in a Bottle 6. Paul Simon - Homeless 7. Telepathe - Devil's Trident 8. Bastila - Ghosts 9. Bill Callahan - Jim Cain 10. Fukkk Offf - More Than Friends
Let us know what you think!
Lots of Love Michael and Paul
P.S.
This episode's Cheeky Treat is a video for The Whitest Boy Alive's song called Golden Cage. The illustration is done by Geoff McFetridge. Have a peek.
I've a wonderful little treat for you. You know that old band, The Beatles? Well aside from producing a plethora of amazing songs they also did a few films; the first of which was called A Hard Day's Night (like the song!) and I've found the film in it's entirety on dat fing called da youtube.
It's a genuinely charming and funny film which I hope you'll enjoy. It's in 9 parts on youtube and I've only posted up the first on here but the others are easy to find.
A couple of things to look out for:
1) George Harrison stacking hard in the first scene and John Lennon cracking up. 2) Ringo Starr's weird laugh at about 4 Minutes 20 Seconds.
Woahhhhhhhhh!!! Sorry we're late, but we just wanted so badly to get this right for you... and anyway, what's a few days between friends right? I knew you'd understand.
Right, where do we start?! We've got a load of lovely fresh new bits for you this week including a couple of brand flippin' new jingles which we've made especially for the podcast. Listen out for them! We also have 10 more amazing musical compositions for you to absorb with your ears. We have a celebrity endorsement - listen out for it! As well as all the usual irreverant banter.
Anyway, as usual CLICK HERE to listen, or right click and "save link as" to save it to your computer. Or... go and bloody subscribe in iTunes by clicking here!
Here's the track listing for episode two:
1. edIT -More Lazers 2. Bike for Three! - All There is to Say About Love 3. Bishop Allen - Oklahoma 4. Ratatat - Mirando 5. Andrew Bird - Tenuousness 6. Nina Simone - Sinner Man 7. A Tribe Called Quest - Electric Relaxation 8. Zeigeist - Humanitarianism 9. Marina and The Diamonds - Mowgli's Road 10. Animal Collective - My Girls
So there they all are, all those lovely songs.
Don't foget you can e-mail us at speakingvolumez@yahoo.co.uk
Lots of Love Michael and Paul.
P.S.
Here's the video for this week which I lied about in the podcast, it's not a Bike for Three! video as promised, it's an equally sexy Andrew Bird video for a song called "Imitosis". Enjoy!
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